June 2012
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You Don't Like Your Lips Licked?!
This is a unisex blog, this isn’t a how-to more so an explanation or reasoning perhaps.
My first encounter with having oral sex performed on was on my 13th birthday by the 18 year old boy who was my babysitter when I insisted on playing basketball on the courts a few blocks from my house. On that day, I was so excited to finally be a teen that I wore my money...
May 2012
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“So much of our time, energy, and attention is wasted trying to convince other...”
– - Iyanla Vanzant
A lesson I’m learning in all facets of my life currently.
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Sex blogging and I
:Personal vent post by Elle, not the erotic nerd:
As you all know, I’ve recently began blogging again and my focus is sex/sexuality and soon gender. My tumblr began, and still is, a place I write for ME. My twitter is a reflection of my sporadic thoughts and moments in between living and accepting what life has offered me. Am I 100% spot on? no, never. I’m in trial and error, learning...
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The Girl Who Likes to Suck....Richard
Giggity.
I like to please. Pleasing my man makes me orgasm just as much, if not more, than being pleased by him. This post is not encouraging you to stick any Richard in your mouth but the one(s) you feel connected to?!? *cues song* baby it’s you!!!! you’re the one I love! you’re the one I need! you’re the only one I see!! c’mon baby it’s you!!
Yes, sucking...
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Man Monday: Get Ya Mind Right, Get No Sheets Left
There’s a mix up that happens between men and women in many different regards in process and result. And 11 out of 10 times, it comes from a disconnect in the mental attention that is key for women, and the actual physical result that is what men stake themselves on. I know myself, the actual deed being done is sure proof of the result I wanted, but for women it runs a lot deeper than that....
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You don't own me, I'm not just one of your many...
You don’t own me, don’t say I can’t go with other boys And don’t tell me what to do And don’t tell me what to say And please, when I go out with you Don’t put me on display, ‘cause You don’t own me, don’t try to change me in any way You don’t own me, don’t tie me down ‘cause I’d never stay
In my short years of...
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“He asked:
Ello there. this is ___ aka ________ on twitter.
So i was just...”
– -anonymous
name: Nerd, Erotic..the erotic nerd
location: USA, sometimes brazil, sometimes europe and randomly africa
child age: 3
sexuality: bisexual
TV: I only watch scandal and criminal minds outside of A&E, National Geographic and History Channel
Delaware visit? probably not
I was told...
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The day I discovered my vagina and its magical...
Masturbation has always been apart of my life. At first I thought it became official at 15 but upon further review of my life I remember the exact moment I rubbed my legs together in hopes of that feeling returning.
I was 7 years old and still living in Rio with my family. My mother was in nursing school and my father ran an English workshop so I stayed with my grandmother most of the time. My...
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Toy Tuesday! This weeks feature: The Fairy Wand
Technicalities:
Functions:Vibrating
Special Features:
Multispeed
Powerful
Control type:Built in control pad
Powered By:Electric
Color:Pink / White
Length:13”
Circumference:7 1/2”
Diameter:2 3/8” Weight: 19.07 oz
This week, I reviewed the Fairy Wand ,from EdenFantasys.com, which is the rival of the well known Hitachi Massage Wand. The unit is electrical...
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“He Confesses:
I will start this by saying that I was never the worlds greatest...”
– There are so many answers, opinions and questions I have for this email.
First off, I applaud your honesty. A lot of people shy away from admitting their own faults in relationships and shortcomings in the bedroom. Your wife, in my opinion, has been telling you all along that she in fact wanted a...
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Man Monday: The Mannequin Problem
The following post is written by a man and from a males point of view..enjoy :)
Mannequins stand in perfect image, putting off exactly what we want to see and be, in perfect condition. They have no personality and are whatever we project on them. That works great in their fake, plastic life, but real life isn’t a campy 80’s movie where these perfect images come to life and are whatever we make...
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“@nikkitrue1 replied to your post: And I find myself here, somewhere.
I saw...”
– That is also why I have become so saturated in learning about sex education to properly teach and become a sex positive blogger. Removing shame, taboo and guilt for women of color. I’m still in the baby phase, maybe even infancy, but it’s all about attaining knowledge to grow from and...
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And I find myself here, somewhere.
During my life I always knew my path was different and I wasn’t meant to follow the safe and methodical footprints set by others. I rebelled against my family, they rebelled against me and I broke like a twig under the pressure and became everything they wanted me to be. I floated effortlessly through college, majoring in what I knew would make my mother proud and would sound good following...
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“He asked:
What are your thoughts in regards to if a man is circumcised or...”
– It’s different, not bad or good but different. I don’t see the problem if you know how to hide it, I suppose women are just caught off guard because a lot of men are circumcised these days and it is visually different from what you’re use to.
At the end of the day…fuck me...
Anonymous asked: How does a man "really" know if a woman of your caliber is really into him?
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“He Confesses:
“I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 19 and I...”
– - anonymous
Have something you want to confess? Send it to the confessional at theeroticnerd @ gmail.com
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Personal File Cabinet: I loved tasting her.
She was 5’4 and 130lbs. We were in the same classes and interested in the same major so our bond was easily formed. She was from Memphis, Tennessee and was beyond beautiful. I knew she was bi-sexual but she was tormented, as I was at the time. Her friends knew but her father was military and my family was strict catholic. Although we both liked women sexually we avoided having sex, we loved...
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Reader submitted story: Sex in Motion
The following story is NSFW and Reader Submitted:
So at some point every adult wonders about what it is like to have sex in motion. Some look to join the mile high club, some want to be the “first mate” , and some just want to back it up a caboose. Well, as most men I had the fantasy of getting road head; however mines had 1 major catch. I wanted to get road head on the autobahn,...
Anonymous asked: Why do women want a man with a large dick then when they get it they cant handle 50% of it?
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“He Confesses:
I get a thrill out of video-taping myself masturbating and...”
– -anonymous
I had a friend who use to do that. We never spoke about it either, they were random surprises.
Have a confession you wish to share anonymously? send it to the confessional at theeroticnerd@gmail.com
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Personal File Cabinet: Control me.
I am an entrepreneur, I’ve built my own successful business and manage several independent projects on top of mothering a toddler. My whole life is filled with decisions I have to make, people I am responsible for and clients I have to answer to. When dealing with women I naturally assume the dominant role, I don’t tolerate certain things and it isn’t to be masculine-...
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“I am sensual and very physical. I’m very erotic. But my sexuality exists...”
– Donna Summer
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Toy Tuesday! This weeks feature: The Zini Seed
Disclaimer: this review contains content that is adult in nature.
So before I begin, excuse the fact that the above picture looks hi def and the rest will be cell phone shots. Back to the review
So I’ve recently became a blogger for the adult playground known as EdensFantasys.com. Last week I was sent my first set of products to not only try but to review for you...
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“He wants to know:
So I have to confess: still being with no woman at 23 years...”
– -anonymous
Aww, that was really sweet but I am involved. Your first should come from a place of love, relax and just find a really good friend in a woman. Build a connection but don’t rush and don’t feel discouraged with being a 23 year old virgin. At times I wish I had waited and been...
this-spaceship asked: I would most definitely sell my panties. Mainly because I'm pretty broke and trying to pay for college. But yeah.
porgie007 asked: hi sexy can i buy a pair of your worn panties please
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“He Confesses:
I was around 16 years old and was at church for a...”
– -anonymous
I always wonder how many people have been sexual in a church setting…or with staff. My first full lesbian experience was when I was 14 and at a gospel choir event.
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“She Confesses:
*The names I’m going to use below are not real.
I once...”
– -anonymous
……..
…….
<wipes up drool> well, hello there multiple orgasms.
As someone who has had a situation much like this I am lusting over every detail, especially your alpha female trait ;-).
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#OccupyYourOrgasm: Sex Toys 101 Part 1.
The first time I saw a vibrator, I was invited to my neighbors sex toy party. I was a fresh 18 year old virgin, I was told to come hang out with friends and drinks to a “toy” party. I don’t know if I was naive or simply dumb but never did I imagine I would walk into a room with cocktails blending, colorful penises on a coffee table and a song...
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“He Confesses:
To Answer your question I would pay her and do it again. That...”
– -anonymous
This is in reply to this confession Even though a lot of people will say the complete opposite, I get where you are coming from. Once the spark dies out, the eyes and thoughts begin to wander on their own. I will offer some advice, see what you can do to spice up your relationship. As a...
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“Question-
Hey!
I love your blog by the way!!
And I think you can help me...”
– -anonymous
Thank you sweety! I will answer this in the way I usually talk to myself so I hope you can follow me.
Clit stimulation is the quickest way and the most effective way women climax. The clit has between 6,000-8,000 nerves in it so any repetitive stimulation rather it be from licking,...
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“He Confesses:
So Ive been dating this girl for about for 5 months and I love...”
– - anonymous
Would you seek out her services again?
Do you have something to confess? You are always anonymous, email it to the confessional at theeroticnerd at gmail.com
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Welcome to Eden.
As many of you have noticed, I have a big ad above my blog now. This past week I have joined www.edenfantasys.com as one of the EdenBloggers and an ambassador of their site/products! This means that I am sent products to try out and review on my blog.
So far, my experience with the site, in general, has been beyond fantastic. The shipping of my products is fast and discreet with...
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“He confesses:
Two years ago I was having a real hot fling with one my closest...”
– -anonymous
Omg…if you were a girl I would swear this was my first lesbian experience in gospel choir!
Have something you want to confess? well sit down in the confessional and email me at theeroticnerd @ gmail.com. You are always anonymous :)
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“She Confesses:
“My confession is……..Sometimes i just wanna...”
– - anonymous
Take all the power from him and tell him if he fights you, you’ll stop altogether :) be sure to see if he is okay with being restrained.
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“He Confesses:
“Normally I like to be the dominant person while having...”
– - anonymous
Choking is so erotic to me. When I first experienced it I was unable to control my orgasm, it was as if he controlled it. That lingering feeling of an ongoing orgasm, being choked enough to feel it but not enough to really harm me. The dominance he had over me became something I craved...
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“She Confesses:
“I have this burning desire to be in a gangbang. At least...”
– -anonymous
You kinky, kinky little girl you ;)
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Glass vs. Silicone
A year ago I swore by my glass toy. It was so beautifully designed that I automatically labeled it better than my silicone toys.
No and Yes.
Although glass toys have their perks, for example
Can be washed in the dishwasher, very convenient
They last forever, literally. Glass dildos are typically made from pyrex - yes, like the cooking ware - so they are shatter proof, temperature proof etc.
...
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Reader submitted story: Shocked Pussy
As you all know there are times when men and women are on completely different wavelengths. Well I would like to share with you how the combination of sexual excitement, miscommunication and juvenile enthusiasm lead to an interesting sexual experience. First of let me give you the family dynamics. We are an engaged couple of 3 years that have sex on average 2-3 times a week (it would be more but...
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““Those dying goat noises he’s making—that’s a good thing,...”
– Today I was flipping through my cosmo, well not really because it’s a digital download..fuck it- I SCROLLED. Anywho, I came across this brief funny segment, good for a giggle and head nod. Yes girl, we’ve ALL had that conversation in our head while…
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“glamourgurls asked you:
Soooooooooo… if a chic has no gag reflex, does...”
– I believe it would be pretty magical. You can literally touch the back of her throat without her feeling the need to vomit. If she can control her breathing, I believe you might just receive the best head ever.
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Orgasms are magical unicorns
I believe in unicorns and their powerful pixie dust, their horns are glitterific just like the vampires in Twilight or as if someone loved them so much they took the time to bedazzle them. They are majestic and something to behold- just like orgasms!
Yet, somehow, many women are satisfied WITHOUT them.
Okay, I was reaching with my connection to unicorns but my point is: How can one sleep...
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“QOTD: WHAT IS YOUR FETISH?”
– comment below by clicking that loopy looking thing.
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Threesomes for dummies
What’s the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Threesomes are so simple they become complex. I’ve had my dealings with them (never two men, that right there is a train in my opinion) and I’ve never had an awkward moment following them. I always meet guys (and a few women) who have attempted to pull off a threesome only to fail....
December 2011
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“My life is a sort of pop quizzes, none of which I’ve studied for. I am...”
“Her: I’m scared of falling for you.
Him: I’ll pick you up.
...”
“Warped up in someone else’s fantasy of me I let my reality become a...”
– me 12.26.2011 5:41pm
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As it stands now I am happy.
Completely.
Aside from the moments in between the moments of euphoria I am at a place of absolute bliss. Past love and over lust, it just is.
My resistance has been broken, as were my spirit before, allowing this smile to grace my heart every morning and night.
Amazing how someone so random in such a random place can play such a significant role in your life....
November 2011
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“No momento em que você decidir tomar a frente de sua vida, não vai aparecer uma...”